Zombie Apocalypse

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I need to buy a crowbar, stock up on canned food and water, put in some practice time at the shooting range, and go running more often and for longer distances. Doing so will up my chances to 79%, supposedly.

My brother Stillman scored quite a bit better than I did. Terre Haute, Indiana (where he is a chemistry major at Rose-Hulman) has fewer people future zombies than does Albuquerque, and he knows far more about explosives than I do.

What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse? (If it turns out that they aren’t good, I suggest picking up a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.)

2 Responses to “Zombie Apocalypse”

  1. Tyler Says:

    I’m doomed, a measely 31% chance of survival. I wonder if pretending to be a zombie will really get the zombies to ignore you, ala Shawn of the Dead. Maybe the thing to really do to prepare is to take some acting classes.

  2. Deep Thought Says:

    I am a long-time owner of the Zombie Survival Guide. My oldest son and I highly amused my wife and the other three boys with our 3 day ‘zombie apocalypse preparedness survey’ of our home. I mainly work from home, we homeschool, I am a combat veteran, we live in a small town, and we but in bulk (did I mention 4 sons? Lot’s of food on hand). When World War Z comes, head for my place.

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